Sunday, March 30, 2014

I have lost my mind and it better not come back.

I was always under the assumption that as you got older you got wiser.
At least thats how the saying goes.
That statement is totally false! In my case anyways.
The older I get, the busier I get,
my ability to multi-task decreases,
as does my abilty to uni-task,
my organizational lists get lost,
my weight and urinary tract functions increase,
sarcasm and cynicism are my only forms of communication,
my body refuses to perform silently,
sleep arrives only in 2 hour shifts and
my memory is virtually just a memory.
There is nothing of wisdom in these occurences!
Dadgummitt!!

I always wanted to be a nice, sweet old lady and this totally gets in my way and messes things up.
That is why when I snapped yesterday yelling and crying at God over the myriad of unimaginably trivial things happening this week, I said to myself, "You have lost your mind!".

I no longer will look for my mind either.
It wanted to leave, well then good luck out there in the world of reality.
I no longer care.
I can't care because if I do then my mind will tell me that I am falling apart.
Who needs that?
I try to ignore that fact on a daily basis.
My mind just adds to my stress.
So when my mind checked out yesterday it was kind of a relief.

Remember though, that I want to be a nice person, so there is the posssibility that I will take it back if it wants to return, but we will have to have a long talk beforehand.

I will let you know!!!



'Abby Normal' Brain


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3 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Loved this. 'My memory is virtually just a memory" - classic. And also,........wait, what else was I going to say? Dang it, I can't remember!

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