tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2966007691383552633.post9183679576006294386..comments2023-06-02T10:39:27.265-04:00Comments on Graceful Grandma.................................................Laughing at Life and Loving It.: Retail me this.... or how 'bout them cuss-tomers*.....Sherryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03694114099428650459noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2966007691383552633.post-78765735870494447882014-04-03T15:27:05.991-04:002014-04-03T15:27:05.991-04:00in the fourth episode ( I think) of "Breaking...in the fourth episode ( I think) of "Breaking Bad" the main character blows up the fancy sports car belonging to a very rude shopper. When it happened, the main character smiled very satisfyingly. Maybe you could try that. It seemed to work for him. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16309528473534460813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2966007691383552633.post-28630141399761428002014-04-03T15:04:51.299-04:002014-04-03T15:04:51.299-04:00Um...it's really true. So shouldn't I get...Um...it's really true. So shouldn't I get a raise?Aprilsaurushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09115403008503434660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2966007691383552633.post-47819687575361949702014-04-03T13:42:28.569-04:002014-04-03T13:42:28.569-04:00Those reasons & so many more, are exactly why ...Those reasons & so many more, are exactly why I have never wanted to work in retail - ever.Rachellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12480215004061021177noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2966007691383552633.post-52830036793374860712014-04-03T13:41:19.932-04:002014-04-03T13:41:19.932-04:00That entire statement should be at the very beginn...That entire statement should be at the very beginning of this post!!Rachellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12480215004061021177noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2966007691383552633.post-3504134207311636892014-04-03T13:08:18.788-04:002014-04-03T13:08:18.788-04:00You work in retail, so now you can read minds, tal...You work in retail, so now you can read minds, talk with dinosaurs, walk on water, turn energy into matter, explain black holes and perform Bible quality miracles.<br />All that with a smile on your face! <br /><br />It's a super power really.<br />Sherryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03694114099428650459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2966007691383552633.post-22380939297079559242014-04-03T13:07:12.729-04:002014-04-03T13:07:12.729-04:00Thanks.Thanks.Sherryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03694114099428650459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2966007691383552633.post-53478071463642136792014-04-03T12:53:01.065-04:002014-04-03T12:53:01.065-04:00I'm sorry you had a bad day :(I'm sorry you had a bad day :(Aprilsaurushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09115403008503434660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2966007691383552633.post-19543118657011298822014-04-03T12:52:35.779-04:002014-04-03T12:52:35.779-04:00"I was here a couple weeks ago, and you had a..."I was here a couple weeks ago, and you had a red book right here (points to a table with 60 titles on it) do you know where it is now?"<br />"I'm sorry, we move the books around a lot. Do you remember the title?"<br />"No. It was right here. I thought I could just come in and grab it."<br />"What about the author? Maybe I could look it up that way?<br />"No. I can't remember who wrote it."<br />"Well, I'm pretty good with the books, maybe if you tell me a little bit about it I'll be able to put together the pieces and figure it out for you."<br />"No. I'll just look around maybe it'll jump out at me. Thanks anyway."<br /><br />Or<br /><br />"Hi. Do you have Really Specific Book Published 65 Million Years Ago?"<br />"No, unfortunately we don't carry that book and it isn't something we can order for you."<br />"Wait, what? You can't order it?"<br />"No ma'am. We only have access to titles that are currently still in print or that the publishers still have on hand."<br />"That's crazy. How do you stay in business? I thought you had a lot of books there, and then you could order any book that had been printed."<br />"No ma'am. Unfortunately there are some titles that escape us."<br />"That's ridiculous."<br />"Is there anything else I can help you with?"<br />Dial ToneAprilsaurushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09115403008503434660noreply@blogger.com